Wednesday, December 09, 2009

The Difference Between Boys and Girls...

... according to Christopher. And here it is:

BOYS like scary stuff.

GIRLS like lipstick.

And in case you were wondering, this is Christopher, being cool. Because he is the coolest guy in the family. I told him I thought I was the coolest in the family, but apparently I am sorely mistaken. He IS the coolest because he has 9 girlfriends who chase him and try to kiss him. Since I only have David, I guess I'm out of luck.

Apparently this girls-chasing-boys thing determines popularity. Christopher, despite being the coolest in our family, is only second coolest in his class, because his 9 doesn't quite match up to the 11 girls who are chasing Hugo. Of course, the boys don't actually WANT the girls to chase them, nor do they LIKE it... but it is, apparently, a critical success factor in kindergarten.